Tag: satire
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A Stitch of Comedy
It was a comfortable three weeks beyond my annual ironing day when I discovered that one of my five shirts was missing a button. Steamed, I grudgingly set about to undertake the dreaded process of repair – finding time and a spare button, scissors, needle and thread. After what seemed like an eternity, I secured […]
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A Sip of Comedy
Today, under the burden of inflation, everyone is trying to save money. In fact, I’ve gone as far as to stop washing my coffee cup! As a result, it’s become very stained. Yet, looking at the bright side of things, I’m now only making coffee half as often – every other day, I simply fill […]
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Humor: A Long Day
After a long day of hiking in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, I was exhausted, hungry, and still several miles away from my vehicle parked at the trailhead. So, I decided to call a cab for a ride back. Fifteen minutes later, this vintage 1920’s Cadillac taxi arrived – with no driver. Unfortunately, the keys […]
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Stepping Back
It’s like I’m outside at a circus, looking through a dirty glass window, watching all the kids having fun inside… Climbing tall ladders to reach high wires. Pulling a lion’s tail. Stepping on the oversized shoes of clowns. In time, I turned back to pass between bended fence posts and begin my journey home – […]
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Interview With Emojis
I wrote this imaginative piece earlier this year, about a woman I liked and whose name shall remain anonymous… 🎙 What is courage?😊 Well, I call her by her first name – XXXXX. She is courage. 🎙 Is she strong?😅 Yes. She’s much stronger than I, and less than half my size. And I’m not […]
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Boats For Rent
If you enjoy the water and would like to rent a boat for the day, may I suggest, at a minimum, wearing a life-preserver and searching for a more trustworthy watercraft. In the meantime, you can visit my gallery to check out some prints. Bon voyage!
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New Product Satire
I recently invented a new product, though it’s still in the prototype stage. It combines a metal detector with a weed whipper. I figured, this way I can keep my lawn looking good and make some money on the side! HaHaHaHa Didn’t think it was funny? Well, you’re not alone. I’ve been telling this joke […]
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