Tag: parody
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A Stitch of Comedy
It was a comfortable three weeks beyond my annual ironing day when I discovered that one of my five shirts was missing a button. Steamed, I grudgingly set about to undertake the dreaded process of repair – finding time and a spare button, scissors, needle and thread. After what seemed like an eternity, I secured […]
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Interview With Emojis
I wrote this imaginative piece earlier this year, about a woman I liked and whose name shall remain anonymous… 🎙 What is courage?😊 Well, I call her by her first name – XXXXX. She is courage. 🎙 Is she strong?😅 Yes. She’s much stronger than I, and less than half my size. And I’m not […]
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Sci Fi Eye
Nexus-7 Replicant Rachael was beautiful with bright blue eyes, soothing voice and a personality unlike any I’d experienced in my entire life. I loved her with every fiber of my being. But, she was a machine… See design on products – Redbubble, Society 6 and Pixels
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Believe It Or Not
I once lived in Holland, Michigan, where, one summer’s day, a friend – Brooks Besjovec – asked if I’d like to see some… Red Chinese Bats? It wasn’t far, he said, located just off of Ottawa Beach Road along the north shore of Lake Macatawa, so I skeptically agreed and the journey ensued. It was […]
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Remote Programming
Armor-clad with shield, this Knight traveled for many days across a barren desert with a promise to audition for the lead role in a debuting Medieval television mini-series. However, when he arrived, the set was in a state of chaos… Visit my galleries at Fine Art America, Redbubble & Zazzle for more. Hope to see you soon!
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Old Basketball Hoop
It had been a while since I played basketball, and I’d been thinking of it lately. My under-inflated ball was stored inside of a box in the garage, not far from an air pump. Shorts, t-shirt, shoes, air in the ball – I was ready. The basketball hoop where I used to shoot wasn’t far, […]
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Shattered
It had been a quiet day, with a gigantic metallic sphere reflecting peacefully on a black and white checkered surface. Some clouds overhead, but the weather for the most part was fine. Then, it happened. A graphic artist arrived on the scene and disrupted an otherwise pleasant afternoon. First, a shattered effect was applied, casting […]
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New Year’s Resolution
While waiting in line today at the grocery store, the notion that January is just around the corner crossed my mind. I questioned whether or not I would make a resolution for the coming year, and, if so, would I fully commit to following through on that decision? It seems that, each year, many people […]